YOU ARE NOT HERE!

What if?

What if I told you that every human, every single one of us were adopted! Brace yourself ‘cause I am going to do just that. To put forward my idea, I ask you one commonsensical question, the answer to which you ought to know. What is the name of our parent Galaxy?

The Milky Way, you say…

You may be wrong, and here it is that I go forward and tell you that you, the earth, the moon, the planets and our own sun have been adopted by the milky way.

So, how did it all begin you may ask?

The 200 billion star Milky Way Whirlpool Disc has continually been capturing and absorbing ‘many’ smaller galactic systems termed “dwarf galaxies”. Apparently, the milky way has been practicing it’s cannibal ways again. This time with a lesser known galaxy called Sagittarius, 10,000 times smaller than the Milky Way. “It’s clear who’s the bully in the interaction,” says Steven Majewski, U.Va. professor of astronomy and lead author on the paper describing the results.

By using infrared maps, the astronomers filtered away millions of foreground stars to focus on a type of star called an M giant. These large, infrared-bright stars are populous in the Sagittarius galaxy but uncommon in the outer Milky Way. The 2MASS infrared map of M giant stars analyzed by Majewski and collaborators is the first to give a complete view of the Milky Way galaxy’s meal of Sagittarius stars, now wrapping like a spaghetti noodle around the Milky Way.

The fact that the Milky Way is seen in the sky at an angle has always puzzled astronomers. If we originated from the Milky Way, we ought to be oriented to the galaxy’s ecliptic, with the planets aligned around our Sun in much the same angle as our Sun aligns with the Milky Way. Instead, as first suggested by researcher Matthew Perkins Erwin, the odd angle suggests that our Sun is influenced by some other system. Together with data from the Two-Micron All Sky Survey we now know what it is. We actually belong to the Sagittarius Dwarf galaxy.

But how does it affect us?

Well, one of the implications lie in one of the major problems we are facing…

GLOBAL WARMING: It has been postulated that this is the real reason for both global warming since higher energy levels of the Milky Way are almost certain to cause our Sun to burn hotter and emit higher energies. Indeed, temperatures have been seen to rise on virtually all the planets in our system. This seems quite apart from any local phenomenon like greenhouse gases etc.

There are other repercussions…but maybe some other time.

Bye for now fellow adopted humans.

~ by Ankit Bhatia on April 28, 2008.

11 Responses to “YOU ARE NOT HERE!”

  1. nice one dude, look forward to more posts frm u

  2. hehe… found the 2nd paragraph really really interesting. :) (especially the part where i find out i am adopted!lol.) :D
    but a really interesting article.great job man…

    ps- had a query… didn’t understand the 2nd last para:

    “GLOBAL WARMING: It has been postulated that this is the real reason for both global warming since higher energy levels of the Milky Way are almost certain to cause our Sun to burn hotter and emit higher energies. Indeed, temperatures have been seen to rise on virtually all the planets in our system. This seems quite apart from any local phenomenon like greenhouse gases etc.”

    -how does higher energy levels in The Milky Way Galaxy cause our Sun to burn hotter? (and even if that is true, how is it possible that this is taking place only for the last couple of decades when stellar movements usually take place over millions of yrs?)

  3. just a hypothetical result I picked up from a paper…I know I shdn’t have put it there if I couldn’t explain it…

  4. arey nehi nehi… it’s good that u did. i didnt intend to discourage u. it’s good that u picked it up. it’s good food 4 thought.

    why not post similar stuff on the astro blog? – in fact if u feel too lazy jus modify this a bit (or dont) & put it up there too naa?

    ps- why do i get this feeling u hav enough material ready 4 ur next sagitta article too?
    :)

  5. well you don’t know how much material I have to post everywhere…I have been also reading up on a lot of Astrophotography…my two best interests…I’ll put it up on the blog…today evening

  6. best of luck with that dude… :) lookin forward to reading the stuff.

    ps- i hav really no clue abt astrophotography per se… all i know is it’s all abt photocgraphing astronomical objects rt?

  7. well yeh

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  9. just tessting whether i can comment without an id

  10. It’s interesting. Music, Graphics, Animation, Astronomy and everything else are my favorite things on this planet. Great blog. Weird how another human on this universe can enjoy that same exact cocktail.

  11. nice…
    I will try to keep posting more. Have been out of touch for quite a while

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